- I write.
- I live in Scotland which can be kind of to very awesome.
- I have intimate knowledge of snow.
- Also, rain.
- I wear odd socks.
- I like zombies.
- Also, old horror films; this stems from a need to scare myself stupid and probably is indicative of le crazy.
- I research le psychology when not writing.
- Sometimes I overuse semi-colons, also commas.
- It is a fair bet you can excite me through use of either i) glitter, ii) words, or iii) both.
- In my spare time I appear to be creating the world’s largest boot collection.
- In magnitude, not actual size. I do not live in a boot.
- Also, I have a pretty decent apocalypse plan.
- I have a twitter
- Also, a tumblr
- You can email me
- I cannot ice skate, this renders all dreams RE champion figure ice skating moot.
- Snow is cold, yo.
- The internet is a vast and lonely place
- I lose a lot of socks.